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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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