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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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