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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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