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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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