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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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