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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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