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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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