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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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