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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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