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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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