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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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