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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗
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