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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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