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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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