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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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