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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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