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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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