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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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