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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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