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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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