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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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