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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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