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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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