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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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