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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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