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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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