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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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