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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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