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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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