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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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