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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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