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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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