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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Worf eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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