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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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