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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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