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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maya eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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