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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊
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