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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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