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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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