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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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