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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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