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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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