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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Thor eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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