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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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