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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛
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