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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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