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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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