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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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