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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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