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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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