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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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